🛷 Top Gear meets total tinsel meltdown.
Forget “driving home for Christmas” — we’re skidding sideways into festive chaos. Strap in. This sleigh’s got no brakes and Mariah Carey on repeat!
🎶 It’s retro hits, sleigh bell bangers, and more glitter than your nan’s curtains.
🧃 Limited-edition cocktails, a dancefloor that doesn’t quit, and decor so nostalgic you’ll swear it’s 1997 again.
📍 Pre-book now — because if you’re going off the rails, you might as well do it in style.
No Sat Nav Needed – This Sleigh Is Going Sideways.
