Merry Grinchmas
🎄 Tacky. Trashy. Totally iconic.
It’s like someone fed the Grinch a Jägerbomb and handed him a glitter gun. 💚💥 Expect the worst decor ever slapped together — plastic mistletoe, clashing fairy lights, and a suspicious inflatable Santa in the corner.
🎶 DJs blasting those so-bad-they’re-good Christmas tunes. If you’re not screaming “Last Christmas” off-key in a feather boa, did you even Grinchmas?
🎁 Freebies, cocktails, and prizes for the most offensively festive outfit. We’re talking tinsel gone wild.
👀 Office party full of misfits? This one’s for you. Pre-book now and bring the chaos.