Armed Forces Weekend
Attention party personnel!
Your presence is requested for a classified mission of epic proportions.
Join us this weekend - we have been cleared to deliver maximum-security beats in this Armed Forces spectacular.
Your orders: arrive in camo, ready to move with tactical precision across our dance floor battlefield.
Warning: this party has been known to cause spontaneous outbreaks of dancing, high-fiving, and unforgettable memories.
Intelligence suggests this will be the best place in town!
Mission status: absolutely unmissable!