Christmas Jumper Party
๐ Cosy Chaos, Questionable Fashion & Festive Freebies ๐
Dig out that jumper your gran gave you in 2004 โ the one that lights up, jingles, and might be haunted. ๐ก๐
Itโs our annual jumper-off, and yes, we absolutely judge. The uglier, louder, and more likely to start a fire, the better.
๐ Bonus points for built-in batteries, shoulder tinsel, or anything that makes strangers gasp.
๐ถ DJs spinning Christmas bangers you pretend to hate, cocktails as bold as your knitwear, and giveaways flying faster than your dignity on the dancefloor.
๐ธ Book early for your office party chaos and donโt forget to strut through our diva dressing room selfie zone.