🎄 Cosy Chaos, Questionable Fashion & Festive Freebies 🎁
Dig out that jumper your gran gave you in 2004 — the one that lights up, jingles, and might be haunted. 💡🎅
It’s our annual jumper-off, and yes, we absolutely judge. The uglier, louder, and more likely to start a fire, the better.
🔊 Bonus points for built-in batteries, shoulder tinsel, or anything that makes strangers gasp.
🎶 DJs spinning Christmas bangers you pretend to hate, cocktails as bold as your knitwear, and giveaways flying faster than your dignity on the dancefloor.
📸 Book early for your office party chaos and don’t forget to strut through our diva dressing room selfie zone.
