Next stop: bad decisions & elite memories
If your ideal night out involves pop bangers, dancefloor chaos, and waking up with no memory but plenty of evidence… congratulations - you’re on the right train.
The Hot Mess Express is where pop anthems hit harder, drinks disappear faster, and your group chat becomes a work of historical fiction by morning.
Expect:
💃 Main-character energy till close
🎤 Pop classics you must scream-sing
🍹 Cocktails that definitely don’t taste that strong
💄 Makeup flawless. Life decisions questionable.
📸 Unforgettable nights. Occasionally regrettable photos.
With DJ Cardwell at the controls, there are no brakes on this party train — just bangers, bad decisions, and a surprising amount of dancefloor therapy.
Perfect for:
🍾 Stags, hens & birthday chaos
👯♀️ “Just one drink” turning into an all-nighter
🎉 Holiday blowouts & big-group energy
🥂 Celebrating… literally anything
THE RULES?
Don’t ask.
Don’t tell.
Don’t check your bank balance until Monday.
🎟️ FREE entry before 11pm
🛋️ VIP booth bookings from £50
🎁 Special birthday gift (DM us for the dets)
🚨 Every Friday
Round up the crew, dress like consequences don’t exist, and jump aboard.
The Hot Mess Express — where dignity gets left at the station.
